Monday, October 4, 2010

Moving out and Moving in

So as of yesterday, I did the paperwork and moved out of my old room and into a new room....

2 doors down from the old room. . .

So basically I live in the same fucking hall, same people, same building, but my new room has a new roommate (who is 100 times cooler as of last night) and the room is closer to the damn fucking door.

Why did I move out and into a different room?

Main reason was cuz my old roommate blows. I don't appreciate any mindset thinking it is OKAY to let your friends come in and browse through my drawers and shit like its their own fucking home. . . . and while I am trying to scold them, he lays on his bed and LETS his friend continue to go through my shit. Then PRETENDS like nothing happened.

More incentive to move out? If you see your roommate exhausted as shit and is shitfaced on the bed trying to catch some zzz's the first thing you DON'T fucken do is turn on the TV and turn up the fucken volume (yes I know I'm using the Eff bomb alot, I just want to get my point across).

We also have a fan in the bathroom that is really loud. I don't know how this guy sleeps through it but he always leaves the fucken fan on and its deafening noise and its a fucken hassle to keep turning it off knowing he's going to turn it on and leave it on.

I also don't appreciate his sleeping habits. He snores like no other, and sleeps deeply while my light sleeping self cant catch any zzz's for shit, hence why I am shitfaced during the day. And sometimes he twitches spontaneously and for as long as 5 minutes. Note that these twitches are like seizures and when our room is a bunk bed, I FEEL the bed vibrate (because I'm on the top bunk), hences more reasons as to why I can't sleep at night, and still shitfaced again during the day-time.

Or leave the same A-hole who went through my shit, in our room, alone, while he goes prancing off somewhere in lala land (because at our college, if the visitor gets in trouble, the consequences fall on the person in the room...but since this fucker of a roommate isn't there, his lil A-hole of a friend can set shit on fire or die and it all becomes my fault, how about fuck no?)

I didn't mind so much that he was gay (and yes...he is. When you are a man, and you have a picture of Sex in the City hanging on the wall with perfume that smells like strawberries and a bunch of other things to trigger a gay radar that I won't mention, can't hide that shit). I personally didn't fucken care that he was gay, so long as he didn't hit on me (and he didn't). What pisses me off about him is that he acted fucken girly like a fairy.

Yes, we all know, I am bi. (if not, fucken SURPRISE!!!)

I don't go prancing with a tutu and a tank top down the street with a fucken purse wearing the colors of the rainbow talking in a girly voice.

Since when does being gay make it okay to act like a girl? Where in the fucken dictionary does it associate the two?

If you're gay or bi, hell even straight. Good for you. Please don't let it define your ass. Gay does not mean you can dress up and play tea wearing make up, it's just a sexual preference. I sincerely don't care how proud you are of it, You make it embarrassing for everyone else. You don't see a straight man walking into a mall or protesting his sexuality in public.

I find it especially funny to read what he plans on doing to his room now that he has it all to himself.

Via Facebook:
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Madeline Ariel Eastman I don't like your internet service.

13 hours ago · · · See Wall-to-Wall

    • Noah Anthony sorry ho, the holiest of crosses aren't so holy in internet connection.
      12 hours ago ·

    • Madeline Ariel Eastmanhahahah they think wifi is prayer then?
      12 hours ago ·

    • Noah Anthony OKAYYY hahahhaha shit. fucking kills me.
      but im soo excited to make my room girly
      12 hours ago ·

    • Madeline Ariel Eastmanyess invite a ho over and we can decorate!!
      12 hours ago ·

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Yes, go girl up your room now. I'm sorry that my presence was hampering your girlyness.

/vent

In other random news: A friend of mine, Jeff, is currently playing as a beta tester for the new updates from WoW. (royce read =O)

2 new races on the Alliance side. A goblin class (wasn't interested much in it) and a Class of which I have forgotten it's name, but its a cool class in which you can shapeshift into a werewolve and human at any time.

The class can also be a druid class too, which is redundantly funny. Seeing as the druid class can shapeshift into 3 other animals, having the ability to shapeshift into another is funny. (like a Night-elf class being an assassin.)

Anyway, Shaman is a badass class, enuff said.

Got my midterm/midterm grades (its a midterm...of a midterm). So far I got straight A's down the list.

Gotta hang in there and try my best to get a 4.0. I wanna get into ND (or Purdue).

Rather long post. Sorry.

I'll finish it with a completely awesome fact: My new roommate's (nam'es Ryan) mother happens to be the Dean of Business at Notre Dame and he offered me to have her write a letter of recommendation for me.

Sweettt....

Okay, time for me to shitface myself.

-LG

1 comment:

  1. Saw WoW stuff, obligated to post.

    I'm beta testing too, it's pretty cool stuff. I like how they've made it really easy for newbies to get in and actually learn their classes. Before we had people running one class expecting it to work like a completely different class. Maybe this will affect the new players and stop them from being noobs until max level. The new instances and leveling zones are pretty kewl too, and the redone zones are cooler than I expected.

    Also, Goblin = Horde, Worgen = Alliance. Worgen were humans of a reclusive country that were cursed by a certain type of Night Elven magic used for evil, so it makes some sense that they can use their druidic magic. Goblins are just uglier gnomes in my eyes.

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